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The Second Best Copywriter
in the Galaxy
SAMSUNG MAKES HUGE BET ON MILLENNIALS' STRONG ATTRACTION TO THIS PINK COLOR.
A PORN BROWSER WITH A HEART OF GOLD ACTUALLY HAS GOOD IDEAS IF YOU'D JUST LISTEN FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE.
ENERGY DRINK COMPANY PRINTS WRITER'S HORRIFIC PERSONAL DRAMA ON MILLIONS OF CANS.
TRAVELOCITY ATTEMPTS BIG ASS COVER-UP.
CREW SHOCKED AS SURLY OSCAR-WINNING DIRECTOR HANDLES CHILD ACTORS WITH KID GLOVES.
SURPRISE! GUNS N' ROSES BASSIST USES A FREAKING BLACKBERRY AND HE'S NOT ALONE. PEW PEW SUCK IT.
T.M.I. ALERT!
NBA CHAMPION'S FAMILY BUSINESS PLASTERED ALL OVER USA TODAY.
DID I JUST INJECT APPLE'S DEVELOPER WEBSITE WITH MY OWN CODED MESSAGE?
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DISAPPOINTED AGAIN! LEXUS EXECUTIVE'S STEP-SON UPSET WITH GRADUATION GIFT.
GARDEN GNOME SOILS MR. CLEAN AND JOLLY GREEN GIANT—WHEN THEY GO HIGH, HE GOES REAL LOW.
STUDENT SUBMITS TRASHY SHIRTLESS VIDEO. PROFESSOR PROMPTLY LOSES HIS MIND.
WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING
“He seems much more like a Bob than like a cool Rob. I think he should be real and just call himself Bob.”
— Joey Castillo, Creative Director @Razorfish
DON'T MESS YOUR SHANTS TO BUY MY BOOK.
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If you love stories with huge nerds, and facial incongruencies, and neuroscience, and thrift store outfits, and slightly too much violence, and tender moments, and adventure, and old men who make you feel safe, and fierce girls, and preteen mustaches, and robotic exoskeletons, and wearing your shirt for pants sometimes—then maybe you should give this a read. BUT...If you only love those books that get those classy looking golden stickers on their covers, then you might want to just pass on this one.
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